Axe Skateboard & Fresh Roses Deodorant 150 ml

We know, we know – it sounds insane. Eau de “you can’t be serious?!” … what the hell smell…  a 3AM idea that got waaaaay out of hand. But there’s method to the madness. Indulge us for a moment. Imagine a men's body spray that takes the rough woodiness of a skater’s dream and smashes it together with the tender freshness of roses. What do you get? The smell of a sidewalk surfer  crash landing a 900 through a convention of flamenco dancers. AKA Something unexpectedly fresh. AKA the irresistible fragrance of New AXE Skateboard and Fresh Roses.
Look, sometimes you’ve got to take that square peg and push it through a round hole, because you know what can come out the other side? A hypercube cut into the shape of a bazooka totting velociraptor riding a narwhale. Or something. Analogies aren’t our strong suit. But off the wall fragrances and freshness are. What we’re saying is sometimes awkward collisions can produce awesome results.